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“Hurry up ________!” Gilbert yelled at you.

“I’m trying!” You trailed behind him.

You both were running from Elizaveta, who was here at the Beilschmidt house visiting Ludwig. Right now, you both were running down the halls of the house. It was bad enough that you accidently ran into her tits, but Gilbert just had to say, “Damn, look at those watermelons! They’re all over the place! It’s a shame that you only allow that dickless music lover to fondle with them, Elizaveta.”

“Why are you running, guys? Don’t you have any more business with my boobs?!” A furious Elizaveta trailed behind you with a frying pan. You both could feel the dark aura from her.

“She’s getting closer, Gil!” you tried to increase your speed as much as you could.

Gilbert surveyed his surroundings, switching his glances from left to right. “Here!” he grabbed your arm, opened a door, and pulled you inside.

You landed on Gilbert’s lap, clinging tightly to him as he did the same to you. You stared at each other quietly in fear, not even letting a single breath escape. The footsteps of the angry Elizaveta raced pass the room and slowly quieted as they went farther into the distance.

“That was close.” You smiled in relief.

Laughing his usual laugh, Gilbert stood up, pulling you up with him. As you pushed aside any concern for Elizaveta, you began to wonder where you were. You scanned the room, finding the neatest and most organized room that you have ever seen.

“Where are we?” you turned your attention to Gilbert. No one could own such a neat room unless…

“Ludwig’s room.” You heard a chuckle from Gilbert.

You should have guessed. A room this neat could only belong to that uptight brother of his. He was always training all day or busy with paperwork to do anything fun.

As you continued to scan the room, you noticed some drawers. It could only mean one thing to you: undergarments! You raced towards the drawers as fast as you could and pulled them out. There, you found briefs (folded neatly of course) with Calvin Klien written on the rim. You unfolded the briefs and threw them around, just so you could disorganize something in his room. As you mixed everything up, you came across a porn dvd.

So he’s secretly horny behind his paperwork and training? Of course.

You opened the case and grabbed the dvd, putting it in your panties. You could probably blackmail him later with this. Then you grabbed a pair or briefs and held them high in the air.

“I got your sexy brother’s briefs! And I’m getting turned on!” You sang, smirking at the last part.

Gilbert pretended to sound hurt. “So my underwear doesn’t turn you on?”

You walked over to him and put your arms around his neck, your face inches away from his. “Aww Gil, you always turn me on.”

Gil pressed his lips against yours. You closed your eyes in contentment, enjoying the sensation as his tongue gently swept over your lips. You parted your lips, inviting him into your mouth. He ran his tongue over the bottom of your lips before entering. Your tongues met in open air, intertwining, gasping, moaning, and deepening as your lips neared.  His arms were wrapped around your waist, pulling you closer to his body. You could feel the compassion in his kiss with a slight feeling of mischief. One of his hands slid down to caress your ass, and you moaned in pleasure.

The door sprang open. You pulled your lips away from Gil, a string of saliva connecting your lips, and stared at the door, freezing in place. It was Ludwig.

“Why the hell are you in my room?!” He glared at both of you.

His eyes wandered to your ass, which had Gil’s hand on it. “Du machst wohl Witze! Go make out in another room!”

Your faces were now bright red. You both immediately got out of your position and started to walk out of his room.

“Wait Gilbert,” Ludwig’s arms were folded.

Gilbert stopped right next to Ludwig, “Yeah?”

A loud smack could be heard through the room. Gilbert’s cheek became a bright red as his hands immediately clung to his cheek.

“Shit! What was that for?” You started cracking up.

“For going into my room without permission!”

Ludwig stopped you. “I want my briefs back, _________.”

Gilbert had already left the room, probably to avoid another slap from Ludwig. You stared at him, trying to figure out what to say.

A smirk formed on your face. You put your hands into your underwear and grabbed the porn dvd.

“Hey Ludwig? Remember this?” you held the dvd between your middle and pointer fingers.

Ludwig’s eyes grew wide and he ran towards his drawer. He grabbed the dvd case and opened it. No dvd.

“I’ll give this back, but I get to keep your briefs and you have to promise me that you won’t kick Gil’s ass later.” You said sweetly.

Ludwig’s face reddened. “Ok,” he let out a barely audible reply as he snatched the dvd from your hands.

“GIIIIILBERRRRT I FOUND YOUUUUUU!” You heard a bittersweet voice outside the room, followed by a loud Whack!

“Shit! Elizaveta, no need to be mad! I was just telling the tru-”

Whack! Whack! Whack! Whack!

When the whacking stopped, you shoved the briefs into your bra and ran out of the room towards Gilbert’s battered body.

“Thanks for coming to rescue me,” he rolled his eyes.

“Bitch please, saving you from Elizaveta is a suicide mission,” you chuckled.

Gilbert let out a laugh. You bent down and kissed him on the lips, smiling.

Enjoy! :D

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Spazzerazz Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
This story fits my personality perfectly! I love it!
anime-fangirl-here Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2015
anime-fangirl-here Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2015
emilie-uchiha Featured By Owner 6 days ago
are you crazy ?
-GERMANY opens the door- Yay! Now we can have a threesome!! JK JK JK HUUUGE JK. Leave me and Gilbert alone please. -pets Gilbert's head-
Gilbert: -looks at GERMANY and shrugs shoulders-
Amazing story!!! :clap:
ariwankenobi Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2015
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!
Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental
hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the
staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so
they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the
machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.
Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on
a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you
and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and
she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste
this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You
will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room
Excuse me, but I would really appreciate if you stopped doing this. It's a distraction to the readers of the comments. Thanks for your consideration. :)
kittygirl303 Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2015
KittyTheOtakuGirl Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
yes... we would be the perfect team
sweetkalliebri Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2014  Professional Artist
i always knew germany was hiding something under all that seriousness
Katarinat Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
The serious ones are the most sneaky
sweetkalliebri Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2014  Professional Artist
TRUE THAT! Germany should be in one of the issues though, but i want prussia in them more
AnimePanther921 Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2014  Student Writer
LOL Elizabeta has watermelons....
NAGlTO Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Why is Hungary chasing me and Prussia?

Hungary needs to chase PRUSSIA. not meee
Katarinat Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Wrong time and wrong place sadly *sigh*
GillinaBeilschmitd Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2014
No one hurts my Gilly without getting punished later!! Run and hide Elizaveta! I got my baseball bat here already!
piplup245 Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2014
Awwww way to ruin the moment Ludwig. Why couldnt you just come back later??
Kimmu-Ikisayomi Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Well, that was random...
But, Austria's not dickless Sad Pony .... He's my boo.
Miss-Inuyasha Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Honestly I want Elizaveta to beat the shit out of Gilbert so I can nurse his bruises
MidnaPlayer Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol I stick DVDs and briefs in my panties and bra when I have pockets XDDDD
MortalInstruments14 Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2014  Student General Artist
OMG this is totally me and my boyfriend lol we are so weird
13th-Program Featured By Owner May 27, 2014  Student General Artist
Ohhh, Ludy XD
WoofWooftheKiller Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2014  Student General Artist
dickless music lover oh how the truth is beautiful...for us not Austria XD
ladylyyn Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2014  Hobbyist Interface Designer
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss i got the briefs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JadetheKidR9 Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014   General Artist
(Me) -sees Elizaveta coming back- SH*T -runs- :icontrollrollplz: Umad bro?
Darkestdragonwings Featured By Owner May 13, 2014
Boot. :combat boot hits Elizaveta in the head:
JadetheKidR9 Featured By Owner May 13, 2014   General Artist
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Darkestdragonwings Featured By Owner May 13, 2014
I try.
JadetheKidR9 Featured By Owner May 13, 2014   General Artist
No wonder I'm friends with you
Darkestdragonwings Featured By Owner May 13, 2014
marylovesgermany Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
2am me supposedly sleeping and trying so hard not to start laughing hey this is just me a crazy or I think AWSOME ME!!!!!!!
zisanarbaz Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2014  Student Artist
I. Love. It!Bunny Emoji-42 (Awww) [V2] 
GamziiMakara Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2014  Professional Writer
Omg, the lols.
thewannabelawyer13 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2014  Student Writer
I loved it. Pure and simple. Okay. Pure isn't the word to describe fanfics. Especially with Gilbert. Dirty and simple. :-D
nekopanda1358 Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I love how almost all the comments are about the "Bitch please, saving you from Elizaveta is a suicide mission" part. XD
AlaskaHatsune Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2014
Katarinat Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Yup XD
disney-freak4444 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2013  Hobbyist
"bitch please ,saving you from elizaveta is a suicide mission"haha :)
BADTOUCHTRIO101 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2013
Just one word... FABULOUS!!!!!
kittykatrocks12 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist

I would have kept the dvd not the briefs

I Love this its Hilarious

agerose15 Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2013  Student General Artist
"Bitch Please, saving you from Elizaveta is a suicide mission" 

XDD That's totally something I would say! XDD
Femdenmark92 Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2013
So awesome XD
taymexico95 Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Bitch please, saving you from Elizaveta is a suicide mission...

That had me rolling XD

PACKWOMEN12 Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2013  Student
hahahaha!I am a dummy! i retarded! that was an awsome story tough!!!;) (Wink) 
xofandompridexo Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2013
Bitch please, saving you from Elizaveta is a suicide mission. LOL
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